"haha sucks to be them"
driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic (via tyrannosauruseric)
me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…
my child: dad what are you looking at
me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47
A woman: men need to stop murdering women.
Some dude: um I think you mean PEOPLE need to stop murdering PEOPLE
A woman: no actually I was talking specifically about violence against women.
Some dude: OMG????!!!!!! YOU THINK MEN DESERVE TO DIE??????!!!!!?!?!?! EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS SAYING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN IS OKAY????!!!?!?!?!! women are so ILLOGICAL thankfully I am here to REASON WITH YOU, hate breeds hate ok
whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale
this is good
Gonna adopt this method of dealing
oh my god
NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT
WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better
IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
If you played with Barbies,
Slip N’ Slide,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
My childhood. I want it back.
#1 this is just one of those gems that you maybe glossed over as a kid but now like oh my god harry you naughty boy w/ the sex dreams
#2 beginning of ootp big d taunts harry about his nightmares, which he was privy to bc harry talks excessively in his sleep
#3 wonder if like any of the other boys were ever woken up by harry moaning her name in his sleep and like how awk would that be for dean or neville’s like yeah this isn’t going to end well and just thank fuck ron’s a heavy sleeper
I shouldn’t blog my late night thoughts.