emilianadarling:

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop.

My favourite thing about this post is that people consistently message me saying “what the fuck, it’s a joke, you can’t take a fucking joke”. 

These people never seem to realize the this post is also, in fact, making a joke. It’s just a joke that they apparently can’t take.

(via the-other-greengrass-girl)

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….
This is my dog.

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

(via disco-garudyne)

50shadesofneigh:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin



how did you take that picture

50shadesofneigh:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

how did you take that picture

(via orangutans-on-ice)

chocolatebatsandgummyrats:

pinkeyesandcherrypie:

chocolatebatsandgummyrats:

image

I see a bunch o gators bein’ hella dumb on my dash tonight

image

// WHATS UP KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

U wanna go handbag

(via orangutans-on-ice)

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

(via orangutans-on-ice)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via orangutans-on-ice)

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

(via whiddlesmort)

34:Favorite kind of sandwich? yooo str8 up peanut butter bc i dont like jelly or jam or any of that lmao

capn-apollyon:

Scene Craig makes my day 10x better.

capn-apollyon:

Scene Craig makes my day 10x better.

s OMETIMES CRAIG MAKES ME CRINGE

I MEAN LIKE NOT JUST IN GENERAL L IKE

BTF/EARLY ETF DAYS

 O H YM GOD I M JUST

WHaT A scEnE K I d

H  OW SCeNE ARE  U ON a scaLE FR O M CHEERLEADER TO crAIG